T-shirts for people who have opinions and can't be bothered to keep them to themselves.
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— About
Not trying to offend everyone. Just most people.
Mildly Offensive is a t-shirt brand for people who have something to say and want to wear it.
Every shirt is printed on demand — no warehouse, no waste. Your order is made fresh and shipped straight to you.
The shirts are comfortable. The opinions are included.
— FAQ
How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days and arrive within 5–10 business days depending on your location. We ship across North America and internationally.
What are the shirts made of?
We use Comfort Colors and other quality blanks. Each product page lists the exact material and fit — generally soft, pre-shrunk cotton or cotton blends.
Can I return or exchange my order?
Because every item is printed on demand specifically for you, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a replacement or issue a refund — no hassle.
Do you do custom or bulk orders?
Maybe. Hit us up through the contact form and tell us what you're thinking. No promises, but we're open to it.
Is the brand actually offensive?
Mildly. That's kind of the point.
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We read every message. We reply to most of them.
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Privacy Policy
Last updated: June 2025
Who we are
Mildly Offensive ("we", "us", "our") operates mildlyoffensive.org, a print-on-demand apparel store. We take your privacy seriously and only collect what we need to fulfil your order.
What we collect
When you place an order, we collect:
Your name and email address
Your shipping address
Your phone number (optional, for shipping notifications)
We do not collect or store your payment card details. All payments are processed securely by Stripe, a PCI-DSS Level 1 certified payment processor. We never see your card number.
How we use your information
To fulfil and ship your order via our production partner, Printify
To send you an order confirmation and shipping notification
To resolve any issues with your order
We do not sell, rent, or share your personal information with any third party for marketing purposes.
Third-party services
Your order data is shared with the following services solely to fulfil your purchase:
Printify — order production and fulfilment (Privacy Policy)
Cookies
We use a single local storage entry to remember your shopping cart between visits. We do not use advertising or tracking cookies.
Data retention
Order information is retained for up to 2 years for accounting and customer service purposes, then deleted.
Your rights
You have the right to request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal data. Contact us at any time via the contact form.
Contact
Questions about this policy? Reach us through the contact form on our site.
Terms & Conditions
Last updated: June 2025
Overview
By placing an order with Mildly Offensive you agree to the following terms. Please read them before purchasing.
Print-on-demand
Every item is made to order specifically for you. Production begins as soon as your payment is confirmed. Because of this, we cannot accept cancellations once an order is placed.
Shipping
Production time is typically 2–5 business days.
Shipping time is typically 5–10 business days after dispatch, depending on your location.
We ship internationally. Import duties or taxes charged by your country are your responsibility.
Returns and refunds
Because products are made to order we do not accept returns for change of mind or sizing errors. We will, however, replace or refund any item that arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll make it right.
Payments
All transactions are processed securely by Stripe. We accept major credit and debit cards, Apple Pay, and Google Pay. Prices are in USD.
Intellectual property
All designs on our products are the property of Mildly Offensive. You may not reproduce or sell our designs without written permission.
Limitation of liability
Our liability is limited to the value of your order. We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, customs, or events outside our control.
Contact
For any questions or order issues, reach us through the contact form on our site.